BUZZWORD COMPLIANT DICTIONARY
Z

zero install: Software that can be accessed through the Web and doesn't need to be installed on every worker's computer -- much to the delight of the IT department.
Nominated by Jeffrey Travis

zerotasking: To do nothing or have nothing to do. Taken from the caption of a New Yorker cartoon, which pictures a serene-looking man plopped in a comfy chair.
Nominated by Mark Worden

Zidaned: Removed for doing something butt-headed. T-shirt available.

zitcom: A television situation comedy (sitcom) for teenagers -- perfect for marketing acne remedies.

zombience: The atmosphere of a fine establishment that has all the trappings of elegance and the promise of great service, yet employs a staff that resembles the living dead.
Nominated by Ethan Hirsh